HELP!! I'm lopsided

[Just 4 me]

This is my first post. I have been lurking on the site for a few weeks now. I'm posting today because i need some advice. Today makes 13 days post op, and i'm EXTREMELY lopsided. Righty is the most beautiful breast in the history of breast augmentation's, but lefty.... bless her heart. Lefty is so ugly, she makes the average Frankenboob look sexy!

My PS said i shouldn't worry, that lefty is doing well, and will fall in time. I don't see it. I feel like i'm deformed. If i put on a decent shirt, you will see one beautiful boob, and one massive pec implant. Lefty's implant is still riding so high. The bottom of the implant is at the top of the nipple. Everything underneath is my natural 'baby' boob. Even with a super-tight sports-bra, boobies smushed, there is still an extremely noticeable height difference.

Here is my problem. How in the world do i disquise lefty????? I am so tired of wearing baggy, printed t-shirts to hide her. This weekend there is a huge party that my boyfriend is taking me to. You know, the one where he introduces me to all his friends. How do i look like the hot girlfriend he describes me as, when i have a deformed rack???!!!??? Of course, with it being the middle of May in Mississippi, jackets and sweaters are COMPLETELY out of the question!! Help!!! What can i do to look normal?

I'm sure i'm not the first with this lopsided problem. Will someone please share their wisdom with me?

[jjmcel]

Well, you could try a push up pad for the side that has dropped but not sure you want to do that so soon out. I would go shopping for a loose nice shirt that does not show them at all. Some of the loose nice sleeveless shirts need a tank top under them, maybe try a higher on the chest tank under it. I know you would like to show them now but wait until they've both dropped and they will be shocked later when they see them that you were hiding your assets.
I was lopsided initially due a revision from a deflation. I had to wait several months since I was breastfeeding at the time. So when I had the revision, the side that had deflated, was much tighter and higher for several weeks. I used the pad I used while weaning to fix the difference.

[AmazonBlonde]

K, so I saw a really cute kinda dressy shirt the other day, it might work. Lets see if I can explain. It was a choker style top that bloused out and down to a waist, sleeveless. Think this one had an elastic waist, but i've seen them have pull ties too. Some with kinda a ruffle.... The material was black and kinda see-through so even though it was kinda shapeless, you could wear a black bra under it still have a very sexy voluptious silloutte, definetly hiding stubborn lefty. Cool enough too for the weather. A shirt like this with dark skinny jeans, and some stillettos. Think it could work. Hope I haven't butchered my description too bad and you caught some of that. lol

[holly49k]

in the mean time, you should buy a off shoulder type cute shirt or dress for the party. You can show off you cute shoulders and it also covers the breast area if the shirt/dress is the looser on top, tighter on hip area type if u know what I mean. Also wear black...it'll make u skinnier and people won't be focused on you boobs. good luck~!

[4everesolutions]

Oh dear, 13 days out isn't very long at all, you've got to give your body more time to heal. Be patient, lefty will soon be more like the right.

In the mean time, I second the one sholder/off the sholder suggestion, it would be cute and a good way to cover-up your still-heeling bits.

Take care!

[azbutterfly]

I feel for you!! I am in the same boat and I am 5 weeks out!! Righty is a beauty and lefty does not want to drop. I live in Phoenix and I am ready to make my debut in my bikini, but my lefty is holding me up!!

Find a good padded bra to even your boobs out and go shopping until you find that "hot" outfit!!

Good luck!!

[Iwannebeacowgir]

I hear you! I'm 3 weeks and issues, PS gave me the 'strap' to wear to pull leftie down. More and more I keep hearing can be 3 months+ before things settle.

[shakenenotstir]

you can also try a low back. I have a couple of shirts that are high in the front.. probably to my collarbone yet completely open in the back. are you allowed to go without a bra? i'm a big fan of backs so th is would be my choice. good luck!

[xtashax]

Your boobs still need some time. Someone on JBIs PS pushed their implant down to coax it into the pocket. I don't think you need to do all that since you are so fresh.

[Just 4 me]

Thank you to the ladies who responded. I will take all suggestions given, hopefully i can pull this off! Timing is so awful, i wish i could have been introduced to his friends when i was still in padded bras, lol. At least i had some control over how my chest was shaped.

It's been an amazing journey to boobie-land, full of ups and downs. The women on this site offer the most valuable widsom and advice. It helps so much to see that i'm not alone. LOL, who knew that getting boobs would be such an emotional journey!! THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[keg]

Originally Posted by Just 4 me

This is my first post. I have been lurking on the site for a few weeks now. I'm posting today because i need some advice. Today makes 13 days post op, and i'm EXTREMELY lopsided. Righty is the most beautiful breast in the history of breast augmentation's, but lefty.... bless her heart. Lefty is so ugly, she makes the average Frankenboob look sexy!

My PS said i shouldn't worry, that lefty is doing well, and will fall in time. I don't see it. I feel like i'm deformed. If i put on a decent shirt, you will see one beautiful boob, and one massive pec implant. Lefty's implant is still riding so high. The bottom of the implant is at the top of the nipple. Everything underneath is my natural 'baby' boob. Even with a super-tight sports-bra, boobies smushed, there is still an extremely noticeable height difference.

Here is my problem. How in the world do i disquise lefty????? I am so tired of wearing baggy, printed t-shirts to hide her. This weekend there is a huge party that my boyfriend is taking me to. You know, the one where he introduces me to all his friends. How do i look like the hot girlfriend he describes me as, when i have a deformed rack???!!!??? Of course, with it being the middle of May in Mississippi, jackets and sweaters are COMPLETELY out of the question!! Help!!! What can i do to look normal?

I'm sure i'm not the first with this lopsided problem. Will someone please share their wisdom with me?

Hi! Your lefty sounds exactly like my righty so I'm wondering how it's dropping and if you've seen your PS, what he/she had to say. Thanks!

[CountryBarbie]

I agree with whoever said a higher line at the front with an exposed back. That can look really sexy.

[viv0508]

aww i understand ur concern, leftie seems to be everyones problem child, mine included lol

i saw my post op pics today and finally noticed just how much higher my left boob was and its been upsetting me too but PS said it will drop as the other did and i need patience, so easy to say huh lol in the meantime u can vent to all of us here on JBI