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reignofterror · 08-20-2008, 11:29 AM

you ladies know what i'm talking about.

it seems that all my life, i've been surrounded by girlfriends who have MORE than their fair share of boobery. they have always been large and in charge and i have not. even though i've been dubbed as "the one with the a$$", it is not the same!!

these dear friends of mine have used their boobs to their greatest advantage. at a bar, they merely have to lean over a bit to get the bartender to come scampering over. they automatically receive the greatest amount of attention (at least at first) from the male sex. they always refer to "the girls" in these situations . . "the girls are out tonight!", "the girls are where it's at!", etc. etc. THE GIRLS. i do not have girls. i have booblets. or boobies. not boobs, or tits and definitely NOT girls.

they have told me how jealous they are of me because, i dunno, i can wear tube tops - "i could NEVER wear a top like that!!" is what they say. "i WISH i was your size - that is PERFECT!" they say. "can you get me the next size up? the girls won't fit in this dress UUUGH I'M SUCH A WOMAN WOE IS ME!!!" ok, i added that last part, but you know what i'm saying.

just putting this out there so that all of you who have already crossed over into "the girls" club know what you have stumbled into. and for those of us who have yet to cross the great divide, we will get there!!!

hark, i hear "the girls" calling, and i shall answer.

Bubba29 · 08-20-2008, 11:46 AM

Hysterical! I feel your pain gf! I too am the one dubbed the one with the nice a**! And, it is all about the girls. I want in as well. I get a bit anxious at times - BA not until NOV!!! ugh! - because I have no problems fitting in to any top or worrying about a dress or fabric pulling, etc. However, I still would like to have a lil' somthn somthn! Pretty soon you'll be the one with the awesome "rack" and nice a**!!! Hahaha!

eurodicautom · 08-20-2008, 11:50 AM

I love reading your posts. You always make me giggle.

AllyKat8 · 08-20-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reignofterror

you ladies know what i'm talking about.

it seems that all my life, i've been surrounded by girlfriends who have MORE than their fair share of boobery. they have always been large and in charge and i have not. even though i've been dubbed as "the one with the a$$", it is not the same!!

these dear friends of mine have used their boobs to their greatest advantage. at a bar, they merely have to lean over a bit to get the bartender to come scampering over. they automatically receive the greatest amount of attention (at least at first) from the male sex. they always refer to "the girls" in these situations . . "the girls are out tonight!", "the girls are where it's at!", etc. etc. THE GIRLS. i do not have girls. i have booblets. or boobies. not boobs, or tits and definitely NOT girls.

they have told me how jealous they are of me because, i dunno, i can wear tube tops - "i could NEVER wear a top like that!!" is what they say. "i WISH i was your size - that is PERFECT!" they say. "can you get me the next size up? the girls won't fit in this dress UUUGH I'M SUCH A WOMAN WOE IS ME!!!" ok, i added that last part, but you know what i'm saying.

just putting this out there so that all of you who have already crossed over into "the girls" club know what you have stumbled into. and for those of us who have yet to cross the great divide, we will get there!!!

hark, i hear "the girls" calling, and i shall answer.

LMAO

OMG!! That is hilarious and so true!! I know exactly what you are talking about!!! I was barely a 32A before my ba...now i'm only a couple days post op, a 34C (right now) and can barely move and I notice the looks!!!!! Guys = slaves to boobies!!!

Xiola · 08-20-2008, 11:55 AM

hehehe, you'll see, it can actually be very frustrating to find the perfect dress that fits perfectly everywhere except for your bulging rack. Granted, I'd rather have this problem than not but still, everyone's got their own battles and all that.

I've got a pair of unwieldy girls, I love them but they really can be a right pain sometimes.

reignofterror · 08-20-2008, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubba29

Hysterical! I feel your pain gf! I too am the one dubbed the one with the nice a**! And, it is all about the girls. I want in as well. I get a bit anxious at times - BA not until NOV!!! ugh! - because I have no problems fitting in to any top or worrying about a dress or fabric pulling, etc. However, I still would like to have a lil' somthn somthn! Pretty soon you'll be the one with the awesome "rack" and nice a**!!! Hahaha!

it is all about the girls!! when i told one of my buxom friends that i wanted to get a boob job she said "dude, if you get boobs you'll out-hot all of us!!" i pretty much died laughing. hahahaha

reignofterror · 08-20-2008, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AllyKat8

LMAO

OMG!! That is hilarious and so true!! I know exactly what you are talking about!!! I was barely a 32A before my ba...now i'm only a couple days post op, a 34C (right now) and can barely move and I notice the looks!!!!! Guys = slaves to boobies!!!

oh they are TOTAL slaves!! my bf is always saying how he loves me how i am blahblahblah, but he can't keep his hands off of me now . . i can't imagine what it will be like post-boobery!

brandy · 08-20-2008, 12:04 PM

I hear you LOUD and CLEAR! I have also been dubbed "cutie with the booty." Well, I don't think it's so cute when it puts me so off balance!

It is SO awkward to be in a conversation with a boobalicious saying things like:

"Don't you hate it when the girls pop out of your bra?"
"I HAVE to shop XXX because it's the only place that carries my size (that large)"
"I've gotta find something that will keep them in!"

No, I don't know anything about that! Nothing, nadda! I have no problem keeping them contained with or without a bra because there's nothing to contain. I have the find enough padding problem, the "I can't wear that because I can't fill it out problem." I can't WAIT to cross over to the other side!

Blvd756 · 08-20-2008, 12:06 PM

I love this thread!!!! It made me smile. You'll get there, and all of us that are healing and waiting patiently WILL get there!

reignofterror · 08-20-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandy

I hear you LOUD and CLEAR! I have also been dubbed "cutie with the booty." Well, I don't think it's so cute when it puts me so off balance!

It is SO awkward to be in a conversation with a boobalicious saying things like:

"Don't you hate it when the girls pop out of your bra?"
"I HAVE to shop XXX because it's the only place that carries my size (that large)"
"I've gotta find something that will keep them in!"

No, I don't know anything about that! Nothing, nadda! I have no problem keeping them contained with or without a bra because there's nothing to contain. I have the find enough padding problem, the "I can't wear that because I can't fill it out problem." I can't WAIT to cross over to the other side!

brandy, that is too funny!!! i have felt off-balance too . . i feel like i NEED the boobs to round me out [ha - puns]!

and i always get all awkward and embarrassed in those conversations!! then i try to over-compensate like "OH I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE BOOBS AREN'T I LUCKY?!?!" and it's even more defeating.

hahaha!

Xiola · 08-20-2008, 12:17 PM

this thread just reminded me of this image:

(but soon you'll have both

)

reignofterror · 08-20-2008, 12:22 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

that is hilarious, Xiola!!!!!!

Blvd756 · 08-20-2008, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiola

this thread just reminded me of this image:

(but soon you'll have both

)

I love that poster! It's so true.

08-20-2008, 11:29 AM	#1
reignofterror one good bird Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: cincinnati, oh/atlanta, ga Posts: 266 Thanks: 326 Thanked 144 Times in 95 Posts	*because I* want to be a member of "the girls" club you ladies know what i'm talking about. it seems that all my life, i've been surrounded by girlfriends who have MORE than their fair share of boobery. they have always been large and in charge and i have not. even though i've been dubbed as "the one with the a$$", it is not the same!! these dear friends of mine have used their boobs to their greatest advantage. at a bar, they merely have to lean over a bit to get the bartender to come scampering over. they automatically receive the greatest amount of attention (at least at first) from the male sex. they always refer to "the girls" in these situations . . "the girls are out tonight!", "the girls are where it's at!", etc. etc. THE GIRLS. i do not have girls. i have booblets. or boobies. not boobs, or tits and definitely NOT girls. they have told me how jealous they are of me because, i dunno, i can wear tube tops - "i could NEVER wear a top like that!!" is what they say. "i WISH i was your size - that is PERFECT!" they say. "can you get me the next size up? the girls** won't fit in this dress UUUGH I'M SUCH A WOMAN WOE IS ME!!!" ok, i added that last part, but you know what i'm saying. just putting this out there so that all of you who have already crossed over into "the girls" club know what you have stumbled into. and for those of us who have yet to cross the great divide, we will get there!!! hark, i hear "the girls" calling, and i shall answer. __________________ 29 yrs old :: 5'9" :: 130 lbs :: pre-ba: small 34b saline :: mentor :: round :: hp :: unders :: TUBA leftie: 435 cc :: rightie: 425 cc

08-20-2008, 11:46 AM	#2
Bubba29 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Posts: 120 My Mood: Thanks: 28 Thanked 51 Times in 43 Posts	Hysterical! I feel your pain gf! I too am the one dubbed the one with the nice a! And, it is all about the girls. I want in as well. I get a bit anxious at times - BA not until NOV!!! ugh! - because I have no problems fitting in to any top or worrying about a dress or fabric pulling, etc. However, I still would like to have a lil' somthn somthn! Pretty soon you'll be the one with the awesome "rack" and nice a!!! Hahaha! __________________ 5'8", 123 lbs. Pre breast augmentation: 36A/34B(barely!) Post breast augmentation: 36D/34DD breast augmentation Date: Nov. 5, 2008 Silicone, Overs, 421cc, mod-plus

08-20-2008, 11:55 AM	#5
Xiola _______ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 2,406 Thanks: 773 Thanked 1,041 Times in 869 Posts	hehehe, you'll see, it can actually be very frustrating to find the perfect dress that fits perfectly everywhere except for your bulging rack. Granted, I'd rather have this problem than not but still, everyone's got their own battles and all that. I've got a pair of unwieldy girls, I love them but they really can be a right pain sometimes. __________________

08-20-2008, 12:06 PM	#9
Blvd756 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 1,106 My Mood: Thanks: 803 Thanked 512 Times in 412 Posts	I love this thread!!!! It made me smile. You'll get there, and all of us that are healing and waiting patiently WILL get there! __________________ 5'4", 118 lbs Pre BA- 34 B Post BA- 32 DD at the moment TUBA incision/saline full unders/mentor mods 375 cc's f/t 425 cc's in both breasts www.justbreastimplants.com/Kim/

08-20-2008, 12:17 PM	#11
Xiola _______ Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 2,406 Thanks: 773 Thanked 1,041 Times in 869 Posts	this thread just reminded me of this image: (but soon you'll have both ) __________________

08-20-2008, 11:50 AM	#3
eurodicautom Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kaysville, Utah Posts: 97 Thanks: 27 Thanked 31 Times in 31 Posts	I love reading your posts. You always make me giggle.

08-20-2008, 12:04 PM	#8
brandy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Stephens City, Virginia Posts: 132 Thanks: 52 Thanked 39 Times in 36 Posts	I hear you LOUD and CLEAR! I have also been dubbed "cutie with the booty." Well, I don't think it's so cute when it puts me so off balance! It is SO awkward to be in a conversation with a boobalicious saying things like: "Don't you hate it when the girls pop out of your bra?" "I HAVE to shop XXX because it's the only place that carries my size (that large)" "I've gotta find something that will keep them in!" No, I don't know anything about that! Nothing, nadda! I have no problem keeping them contained with or without a bra because there's nothing to contain. I have the find enough padding problem, the "I can't wear that because I can't fill it out problem." I can't WAIT to cross over to the other side!

08-20-2008, 12:22 PM	#12
reignofterror one good bird Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: cincinnati, oh/atlanta, ga Posts: 266 Thanks: 326 Thanked 144 Times in 95 Posts	BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!! that is hilarious, Xiola!!!!!! __________________ 29 yrs old :: 5'9" :: 130 lbs :: pre-ba: small 34b saline :: mentor :: round :: hp :: unders :: TUBA leftie: 435 cc :: rightie: 425 cc